Saturday, April 5, 2008

Tales from the Teepee Volume 3: Keith Hernandez


World Series champion, NL MVP, 5-time all-star, 11-time gold glover, sitcom television star, Cleveland Indians first baseman. In 1990 the Cleveland Indians decided to shake up their squad by trading Joe Carter and replacing his bat with former New York Mets captain Keith Hernandez. "Mex" seemed to be the veteran leadership the Tribe was looking for, as he was signed to a 2 year $3.5 million dollar contract. Boy was Hank Peters wrong on this one. The Golden Mustache played in only 43 games for Cleveland, batting a solid .200 with one homerun. He subsequently retired the year after, laughing all the way to the bank. Everytime Tribe fans see him hawking hair dye with Walt Frazier on various cable channels, we cringe in disgust. If I ever have the displeasure of meeting this guy and he introduces himself as "I'm Keith Hernandez," I will definitely not be impressed

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Two Out of Three Ain't Bad


International recording artist Meat Loaf wasn't much of a baseball player, but he was one hell of a songwriter. What does this have to do with the Indians? I'm not sure but the tribe heads west with a 2 and 1 record. It was cold and lonely in the deep dark night Wednesday, as a little over 17,000 watched the Tribe prevail 7-2 over the pale hoes. The Indians must have left their bats by the dashboard lights though, as they were only able to scrap 2 hits off of lefty John "Danks for the noon time start." Both of these teams looked ready for a plane flight out of Cleveland, and who can blame them. Game time temperatures in the 30's for two straight days can be an adjustment from the tropical paradise known as Spring Training. Here are some of the highlights...

Grady Sizemore: 4-12, 1HR 4RBI Looks to be a breakout year for The Ladies Man

Franklin Gutierrez: 3-9, 1HR 3RBI Killer opening day, shows glimpses of greatness

Asdrubal Cabrera: 3-12, 3RBI one good game offensively, two stinkers, looks great in the field

Casey Blake: 2-10 3RBI on one swing, broke up the no hitter, won a game with clutch hit

Fausto Carmona: 7 IP 1ER 4K 1 Win Fausto looked great, silencing any ALCS hangover ideas

Jake Westbrook: 7.1 IP 2ER made 2 mistakes, pitched a superb game, no offensive help at all


Some Areas of concern:


Travis Hafner: Had 3 hits but stuckout 5 times. Still looks uncomfortable up there

Jhonny Peralta: batted .154, hates the cold weather, should be fine on the west coast

Jason Michaels: Looks terrible at the plate, may be pressing due to the platoon, had 1 good catch

CC Sabathia: Had issues with Thome and the sixth inning, struck out 7 in a no decision

The Bullpen: Not solid in the first 2 games, will settle into their roles.

Victor Martinez getting injured was a negative, but he pinch hit today so it seems nothing serious

The Tribe is off to Oakland for a 3 game series, Paul Byrd takes on Justin Duchscherer tomorrow night at 10:05 est. Remember Saturday's game at 4pm will not be televised due to some stupid FOX rule so tune into Hammy and Heagan. Hopefully the boys will be able to retrieve their bats out of Hell.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Cardboard Flashback: Ramon Romero


special to the TTO

Since the days of the Babe and Sweet Lou, baseball players have been at the forefront of fashion. Like the guy who I stole this picture from said, “Oh man, look at those jive ass shoes!”

From Barry’s pimpstache to CC’s crooked bill, ballplayers love to try to be at the center of the fashion universe. Hell, weren’t A-Rod and Derek Jeter once named some of People’s “Sexiest Men Alive?” And I swear Thome’s high socks set off a fashion craze and inspired this pop sensation of the 1990s—not that I’m complaining.

However, one ballplayer who dared to blaze his own trail never quite gained the fame he deserved. I’m talking about a man who laughed in the face of tradition, a man who dared to go left when everyone else went right.

I’m talking about Ramon Romero and his blue glove.

Back in the Tribe’s “Mistake on the Lake” heyday of the mid 1980s, the Sons of Geronimo went through mediocre pitching like Barry Bonds went through hat sizes. We’re talking the crème de la crème of some of the worst pitchers ever to put on stirrups and a cup. And Ramon Romero stands alone atop this mountain of suckitude.

A string bean of a player, standing 6’ 4” tall and 170 lbs soaking wet, this crappy…er, crafty southpaw intimidated no one, especially while wearing that ridiculous glove. In 11 career appearances, all for the Tribe in 1984 and 1985, Ramon el Azul went 2-3 with a remarkable-for-the-era 6.28 ERA.

The Tribe must have had high hopes, at least at some point, for Romero. In his lone appearance in 1984, he showed a glimmer of promise, giving up no runs over 3 innings, striking out 3 and hitting a batter. Needless to say Gabe Paul and the Indians penciled him in for a shot at the team after the season.

However, 1985 turned out to be a disaster for Big Blue. He somehow found a way to scrounge up 2 wins despite giving up 69 hits and 48 runs, 47 earned, in just 64.1 innings pitched. Counting his 38 walks and 5, count ‘em, 5 hit batsmen, that’s an average of almost 2 baserunners per inning.

Seriously, why did they keep throwing this jobber out there? Couldn’t Tom Waddell or Vern Ruhle chew up a few extra innings to keep this guy in AAA? Christ, I’m pretty sure that Jose Canseco had a better WHIP in his pitching career than Romero.

Romero does have his own place in Indians history for being part of the trade that brought the legendary Ken Schrom and former first round pick Bryan Oelkers, the first player to be born in Spain to make it to the Majors, to the Tribe.

He would have been allowed to return to the Dominican Republic lick his wounds and fade into baseball obscurity if he wouldn’t have stood in that ridiculous beer league softball pose with that goddamn blue glove for the Topps photographer sometime in 1985. But, despite Romero’s piss poor stats, at least we remember him for something. Only one question remains—what kind of jive-ass shoes do you wear to match a blue glove?

by: J-Neg

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Jhonny Factor

Jhonny Peralta may be one of the biggest factors in the Cleveland Indians quest for the playoffs. Fans seem to be torn about his ability. Some unfairly compare his fielding to gold glover Omar Vizquel. Others talk about him being less than agile for the position and inconsistent at the plate. Both arguments have merit; no one will mistake Jhonny for Ozzie Smith, but he has been at least adequate. He was third in the AL in fielding with a .974 fielding percentage which can be misleading, but a stat none the less. Peralta's 2006 season was one to forget, batting only .257 with 13 home runs. Last year he batted .270 with 21 homeruns and 72 rbi, stats probably more indicative of his potential. Johnny seems to be one of the unsung Indians, poised for a breakout 2008.

Jhonny turns just 26 years old at the end of May, already possessing 3 full years of major league experience. His attitude seems unchanged, whether he hits a home run or strikes out. Peralta batted .333 in the playoffs, driving in 10 while belting 2 home runs and 5 doubles against some of the best pitching in baseball. Yesterday's game may be a microcosm of his career, as he had two singles but made a bad throw to home plate that could have cost the Tribe a vital run. With Victor Martinez potentially being out for awhile, Peralta should be poised to be moved into the four hole, a key position within the lineup. Providing enough support to Hafner as not to shake up the lineup dramatically will be vital. As he ages, the eventual move over to third base will be inevitable, but will not be a concern this season. A future AL All-Star bid for 2008 may not be out of the realm of possibility for the man whose father spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Blake Buries Sox


The Cleveland Indians started off the 2008 campaign with a not so typical 10-8 win over the Chicago White Sox. C.C. Sabathia struggled through 5 1/3 innings, the middle relief was less than perfect, and JoBo was Jobo, surrendering a homerun and a walk in the 9th. The results proved successful, as the Indians did all of their scoring in two innings. The Tribe exploded for 7 runs in the second, and 3 runs in the fifth. Franklin Gutierrez had 3 hits and a 3 run homerun, while Casey Blake stroked a bases-clearing 3 run double high off the leftfield wall with 2 outs in the eighth. Victor Martinez left the game in the third with an apparent hamstring pull and will be listed as day to day. The Indians will finish March in first place with a 1-0 record.


W Betancourt 1-0

L Dotel 0-1

SV Borowski 1


HR Sizemore (1) Gutierrex (1) Thome 2, (2) Dye (1)

2008: A Season to Remember


The buzz around the Cleveland Indians has been tempered. Many experts are predicting big things from the Tribe, while others forsee a drop off. The Detroit Tigers received the bulk of buzz this offseason with the acquisitions of Miguel Cabrera, Dontrelle Willis, Jacque Jones and Edgar Renteria. Steve Phillips went so far as to say that the Tigers will have the best offense in the history of baseball, but he is an idiot. The Indians pitching appears to be stronger than Detroit, especially with the injuries of Fernando Rodney and Joel Zumaya. The major additions made by the Indians included the signing of Japanese import Masa Kobayashi, infielder Jamey Carroll, and relief pitcher Jorge Julio, players who won't catch anyones' attention. The Yankees and Red Sox made the same type of moves, choosing youth over overpriced journeyman players.


I predict the Indians to win the 2008 World Series over the Atlanta Braves. They have the pitching depth to avoid elongated slumps. Their core group of position players (Sizemore, Martinez, Hafner, Peralta,) will only get better. Guys like Gutierrez, Cabrera, and Garko all now have playoff experience under their belt. The Indians proved they can play with the top teams in the AL, so there is no reason to believe they will regress. 2008 is the 60th anniversary of the Tribe winning the World Series, so I think as fans we are due.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cardboard Flashback: Eric Wedge


In honor of Opening Day, this week's fantastic cardboard subject is none other than Cleveland Indians manager Eric Wedge. He was chosen in the 1993 expansion draft by the Colorado Rockies with the 48th pick, playing in 9 games that year. Wedgie played parts of four years in the majors, belting 5 home runs for the Red Sox in 1992. Eric seemed to juggle life behind the dish and manicuring his mustache and possible mullet quite well. His face displayed the hope and promise of greatness. That success would come 14 years later not between the lines, but from the top step of the dugout. 2007's AL Manager of the Year used to call pitches for hurling legends such as Armando Reynoso and Willie Blair. Now he is the skipper of one of the elite teams in baseball. Catchers always seem to have it easy.