That is the only way I can describe last nights 14-12 lost to the Milwaukee Brewers, oh and if I could make the letters any bigger I would have. The five pictures you are looking at are 5 guys that had absolutely no clue there was a baseball game last night at Progressive Field in Cleveland, OH.
OK, maybe Joe Smith should not be on here but I put him on anyway because he is part of this rat pack o

f a bullpen the Cleveland Indians have. I went to bed right after the game last night and I was hoping to god that
CKTRIBE would have wrote an article last night because I knew I did not want to have anything to do with it. Well, I woke up and there was nothing posted. To be honest, I don't even blame him because there is no words to describe last night.
Soooo, that being said, I am going to try and put my words to what I witnessed last night. I am merely going off my head as I don't remember everything exactly...I actually don't want to remember anything to tell the truth.
Carl
Pavano started the night out with another so so.. not so great start. Yes they were winning when he came out, however he barely was able to finish the 5
th inning without getting yanked and besides...he gave up 6 runs in 5

innings so he was crap last night. After the 5th inning the score was 8-6 Tribe and that is when it just falls apart. Greg Aquino came in and gave up one run in the 6
th however the Tribe bats put up a 4 spot to make the score 12-7. Things
wer
e still looking pretty good for the Tribe...not really. Aquino came back out to pitch in the 7
th and walked Ryan
Braun who moved to second on a wild pitch then easily stole third.
Braun finally scored on a Corey Hart sac fly and the Indians still got out of the 7
th with only giving up one run making it 12-8 Tribe.
For this next paragraph I wish I could use the words (Parental
Discretion Advised) however I can't so I will make it as nice a possible. The 8
th inning was the worst inning of baseball I have ever watched....in my life and your life too for that matter. It took the Tribe 4 pitchers (FOUR) to get out of this inning. Oh yea, and when they finally got out of it, they were loosing 14-12.
Vizcaino walked two

batters then the Tribe brought in 57 year old Matt
Herges and he walked one. With the bases loaded Ryan
Braun hit a grounder in the hole that Luis
Valbuena made a nice play on but could not make the throw to second base for the force out and the Brewers scored making it 12-9. Then Wedge brought in the worst pitcher in the major leagues. I was sitting there saying to myself please don't bring in Perez, he is terrible against left
handers and he should still be down in Columbus, or even Mexico for that matter. So obviously Wedge could not here me yelling at my TV. With this in mind, I can't do anything but watch Rafael Perez give up a first pitch GRAND SLAM to Prince Fielder. How can these guys call themselves Major League Pitchers? All I could could do was laugh. What a great night to pay tribute to the 20th anniversary of the 1980's movie
Major League and have Bob
Ueker honored at the game. This was
truly a "Major League" moment. On a side note the Tribe's bats were really hoping last night and it was fun to see them put some numbers on the score board. Our offense really came to play yesterday....our Bullpen...well, I don't even think they know the season has started!
4 comments:
JMart with another great post. Keep up the good work. I will be at the game tonight and if the bullpen pulls out their gas cans and sets the Jake on fire again I may replace "John the Drummers" drum with my head. Although with Showers pitching tonight the bullpen may not even get the opportunity to screw this one up for us.
I think they just walked another guy. I am better than those gabroninis.
Signed,
Jensen Lewis
Zok comma Scott...I am not even going to watch tonight...I might go to the Clippers game and watch our future bullpen...probably stink just as much.
That was some seriously sad stuff last night. HOwever entertaining nonetheless. I am wouldn't be surprised if both managers just quit
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